I Love Sundance and Jared Leto is NOT BAD
Dear Diary,
I am having so much fun! Adrian is here but Jared Leto is so hot!
I hope my film is here next year and I am a big, big movie star!
hugs, love, kisses and champagne!
Paris H!
Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary
The Inner Thoughts of Paris Hilton
I Will Accept the Award with Grace and Dignity!
Dear Diary:
Any publicity is good publicity. Now I’m going to Harvard!
Harvard Lampoon’s “Hastiest Pudding of the Lampoon Award,” has named me woman of the year!
On February 6, I will accept the award.
This will only help my new film: “The Hottie & the Nottie.” I am a best friend to an ugly duckling in a new comedy, to be released Feb. 8. I mean talk about great timing.
“Repo! The Genetic Opera!” is coming out soon as well.
All in all, not bad, not bad at all!
I am totally loving the film festival in Aspen and will write more on that soon!
Hugs and kisses,
Paris
Have a Happy New Year!
Dear Diary,
No one can ever say that I am not gracious and kind to my fans! I mean, I write this diary to keep you all informed, right? Do I not always stop for pictures and autographs with whoever asks me? I love my fans… I love you guys.
I am off to a great start this New Year and wish you ALL the best.
Oh, and about being Harvard Lampoon’s Woman of the Year? I’m totally cool with that!
And, it’s true. I’m going back on David Letterman! He better not make me cry.
Hugs and Kisses,
Paris!
A Good Start to the Year - I was Paid One Million Dollars to Attend LAX Party
Dear Diary:
Nicki and I got One Million Dollars to attend the LAX party in Vegas.
It was fun. I had to have my picture taken so often!
I love my life! I would never have made that without that little time in jail!
Thanks to everyone.
Paris H!
Merry Christmas from Hawaii
Dear Diary and Fans:
What an incredible year!
It feels so great to be in Hawaii with my family and friends.
I wish you all a blessed, blessed Christmas!
Love, Hugs and Kisses, kisses, kisses,
Paris!
Britney Spears Is So Sad
Paris Hilton Diary
Dear Diary:
This is so sad. Britney Spears lost her kids.
She is such a sad, sad, sad case.
Who marries their back up dancer? He was such a no body. Now he has total control over her.
She messed up … he jumped all over it and now he will make her life miserable and those children have such pathetic parents.
Does that look like someone who has $60 Million? She looks like such white trash … which is basically what she is. So sad, so sad, so sad.
XXXOOOXXXOOO
Paris H!
Disclaimer: This site is intended for parody only and was not created by Paris Hilton nor intended for any purpose other than entertainment. Any referenceds to Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie or Britney Spears are ONLY in jest. I truly wish them nothing but the best!
Silver is the Hottest Color this Season
Dear Fans:
This is so hot! Head to toe silver. Silver is the hottest fashion statement and I LOVE IT!
I had so much fun at Nicky’s birthday. Her new restaurant at the Luxor in Las Vegas is going to be so great!
xxxoooxxxooo
Paris H!
Disclaimer: This site is intended for parody only and was not created by Paris Hilton nor intended for any purpose other than entertainment. Any referenceds to Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie or Britney Spears are ONLY in jest. I truly wish them nothing but the best!